Funny answers Q: What is the strongest animal? A: A snail. He carries his house on his back! Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs? A: Anything you like, it can’t hear you! Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? A: When you’re a mouse! Q: Which bird lifts the heaviest weights? A: A crane! Q: What day do fish hate? A: Fry-day! Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights? A: To the MOOO-vies! Q: Why are igloos round? A: So polar bears can’t hide in the corners! Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you? A: Start from scratch! Q: What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks! | 