Why not the bus? Judge: Why did you steal the car? Man: I had to get to work. Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus? Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus. One dollar A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was US$1. “That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.” So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register. | 