Painting dogs On a Facebook page for beginner artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?” Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.” Witty answers Q: What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A: A carpet. Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face? A: Because it came out of the pen. Q: Why was the dead man happy to be sentenced during his trial? A: Because they gave him life. | 