Witty answers Q: What do snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren. Q: What’s St. Nicholas’ favorite measurement in the metric system? A: The Santameter! Q: How does a snowman get to work? A: By icicle. Q: Where do plants go when they want to be movie stars? A: Holly-wood! Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners? A: Rude-olph, of course! | 