Witty answers Q: What did the frog order for lunch? A: A burger and a diet croak. Q: What do you call a man with a shovel? A: Doug. Q: Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot. Q: What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A: A corn field. Q: What do you call the horse that lives next door? A: Your neighbor. | 