Witty answers Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. Q: Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food? A: Because it is too slow for fast food. Q: Why did the motorcycle stay at home? A: It was two-tired. Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink? A: Fruit punch! Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? A: Squash. | 