Doctor jokes Patient: Doctor, I can’t stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: No, I spill most of it! Patient: Doctor, I feel like a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we’ll talk about it then. Patient: I’m not allowed on the couch! Patient: Doctor, every time I drink hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in my eye. Doctor: Try taking the spoon out first! | 