What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach? Sunday. I applied for a job at the local restaurant. I’m still waiting. Did you hear about those new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out. My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A boa constructor. I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again. Do I like wind turbines? Yes, I’m a big fan. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. | 