Witty answers Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus. Q: Where do you find a cow with no legs? A: Right where you left it. Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? A: Phillipe Phillope. Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years. | 