Witty answers Q: What do you call it when Batman skips church? A: Christian Bale. Q: What’s a foot long and slippery? A: A slipper. Q: What did the swordfish say to the marlin? A: You look sharp. Q: How do you make holy water? A: You boil the hell out of it. Q: Will glass coffins be a success? A: Remains to be seen. | 