Witty answers Q: Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? A: I don’t know and don’t really care. Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie? A: A Mississippi. Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: Bee. Q: What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Close the door, I’m dressing. Q: How does a squid go into battle? A: Well-armed. | 