Witty answers Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up! Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine! Q: How do you cut a wave in half? A: Use a sea saw. Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam! Q: What is a boxer’s favorite drink? A: Punch! Q: What kind of key opens a banana? A: A monkey! Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? | 