Witty answers Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits! Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed. Q: What is the most hardworking part of the eye? A: The pupil. Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil? A: You look sharp. Q: Why did the sun go to school? A: To get brighter! Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy. Q: Who earns a living by driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver. | 