Words can hurt Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school. Dad: What! Why? Boy: A kid said, “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” Dad: So? Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him. Wait Wife: Honey, can I hold Henry? (Henry is their newborn son.) Husband: Wait until he cries. Wife: Why? Husband: Because I can’t find him. | 