Witty answers Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A: Because you can’t drink and derive. Q: What did one calculus book say to the other? A: Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems! Q: What do you call a mathematician who spent all summer at the beach? A: A tan gent. Q: Why does nobody talk to circles? A: Because there is no point. Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? A: He’d stop at nothing to avoid them. | 