Witty answers Q: What do you call two bananas on the floor? A: Slippers! Q: What is a room with no walls? A: A mushroom! Q: How much did the shopkeeper sell his dead batteries for? A: Nothing, they were free of charge! Q: What did the ghost call her Mom and Dad? A: Her transparents! Q: How do you get a squirrel to notice you? A: Act like nuts! | 