Witty answers Q: Why don’t ants get sick? A: They have anty-bodies. Q: Ever tried to eat a clock? A: No. It’s time-consuming. Q: What type of candy is always late? A: A chocolate. Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: You wait here. I’ll go on a head. Q: What do you give to a sick lemon? A: Lemon aid. Man: Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to Instagram. Doctor: Sorry, I don’t follow you … | 