Witty answers Q: Why did the farmer jump on his potato plants? A: He wanted to grow mashed potatoes! Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A woolly jumper! Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? A: You’re pointless! Q: What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? A: Silent Night! Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide! Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail! | 