Witty answers Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors? A: A survival kit. Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea? A: An assembly kit. Q: What do you call a cat that does tricks? A: A magic kit. Q: Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? A: That depends on whether you’re a man or a mouse. Q: In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? A: When it’s raining cats and dogs! Q: In which month do cats meow the least? A: February — it’s the shortest month. | 