Witty answers Q: How did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut. Q: Did you hear about the monster who ate his own house? A: He was homesick. Q: How many abominable snow monsters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but you have to believe in it first. Q: What did the monster eat after having his teeth pulled out? A: The dentist. Q: How did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue. Q: What do firemen put in their soup? A: Firecrackers. | 