Witty answers Q: What does the wind play on family game night? A: Twister. Q: What concert costs just 45 cents? A: 50 Cent with Nickelback. Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls? A: Because they are shellfish. Q: Why did the police attend the baseball game? A: They heard that someone had stolen a base. Q: What did the buffalo say when its child left for college? A: Bison. Q: What time is it when a golf ball goes through a window? A: Time to get a new window. | 