Witty answers Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing? A: Because she was a little hoarse. Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee. Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a water-melon. Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone! Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it’s full! Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game? A: He’d heard that someone had stolen a base! | 